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past my bedtime, as usual

past my bedtime, as usual

$34.00
$34.00
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Color: Sport Grey
  • Free US shipping over $75
  • Printed to order in the US
  • 30-day refund, keep the item

An owl does not stay up late. An owl is simply awake, correctly, on schedule.

The rest of us are improvising.

Nothing comes back once it is printed. It has an owl on it keeping much better hours than I am. If it is not right, keep it and email me, I will refund you.

Size and fit

Sizes S to 3XL. Take your usual size. Size up if you want it loose.

Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, with a classic cut and side seams. This is a light shirt and it is not pretending to be a heavy one. It is the kind you end up wearing on a Sunday without deciding to.

The print

Printed direct to garment in the United States, so the ink sits in the cotton rather than on top of it. Never a vinyl patch.

How it's made

I write the lines. The artwork is made by me using AI-assisted tools, then prepared for print. Printing and posting are done by my production partner.

Care

Cold machine wash inside out. Tumble dry low. Iron low, never directly over the print. No bleach, no dry cleaning.

Washed inside out, the print will outlast the shirt.

Delivery and returns

Printed when you order it, then posted with tracking. Shipping is free within the United States on orders over $75. Below that, and on orders outside the US, the rate is shown before you pay. The delivery estimate at the top of this page counts the printing and the postage together, and it is the one to trust.

If you change your mind you have 30 days from delivery. Email hello@smallhoursinc.com with your order number and I will refund you in full. You do not need to send anything back, a printed shirt cannot go back on a shelf, so posting it around again helps nobody.

If it turns up damaged, misprinted, or not what this listing described, send me a photo and I will replace it or refund you. That is not a returns policy, it is just what happens.

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